Chuck Norris
Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete.
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Chuck Norris can speak braille.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Chuck Norris was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds.
Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the
Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".
Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Chuck Norris can speak braille.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Chuck Norris was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds.
Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the
Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".
Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.
5 Comments:
Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. The dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
Bruce Lee beats Chuck Norris ;))).
HAHAHAA I LOVE IT!!!!!Ohh Chuck Norris!!!
Hope everything is going well Alex...:)
hey Chuck Norris!
You quit blogging? :)
Happy Canada Day!
See ya in a few days...
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